Introducing the latest and greatest in self-affirmation technology!
The Ardu-EZ button is the perfect way to relish your daily successes! Just one press and you’ll be greeted with a satisfying reminder of the ease with which you dispatch even the most pesky problems But a veteran problem-solver like you won’t need only one press, so the Ardu-EZ button is built to withstand rapid dispensing of self-validation And no matter how many quandaries you navigate, the Ardu-EZ button will keep a satisfying tally of each victory
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Go forth and conquer your day!
*No more than 999 victories officially supported, tally not retained over power cycles
