CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING
And now we proudly present the Sultan of Slam The Champs of Chokes The meanest, nastiest, foulest fighters the canvas has ever seen
We bring you the guys who use every dirty trick known to man And a few that aren't
Take on any eight rowdy wrestlers, each with his own individual style when it comes to busting heads From KC Colossus, whose "trash computer" turns victims into waste matter, to Prince Vicious, who gets a crush on every opponent
Use leg drops, spin kicks, body slams, rope bouncing, a flying drop kick, a suplex, an airspin, even the famous atomic drop to mangle those dudes You'll need over 200 stitches if you don't
The crowd will cheer They'll boo They'll egg you on, or simply throw eggs instead The scoring is based on the complexity of your moves and of course, your strength
And one day, probably long after your poor battered head resembles an over-cooked cabbage, you'll be good enough to win the title And the coveted 'Championship Wrestling Belt' will be yours
